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Shrinker

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A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!
Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
by love from the convent February 1, 2019
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dilf

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Ooh look at that baldwin...
He's such a Dilf... (drools)
by love from the convent February 1, 2019
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real deal

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That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.
by love from the convent February 1, 2019
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a wad

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Kind of like A weird, but desperate too. wad, weird And desperate
such a useful one for when you're trying to describe a guy but can't quite find the words.

this one's reserved for guys
What's wrong with him, Flozz?
I don't know, he's just... just weird and...
He's a Wad?

Weird and desperate? for sure, that's neat Willa, you're so clever.
by love from the convent January 22, 2019
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Depop

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Best go-to for vintage garms and other sik retro clothes. May include rare finds and indie finds
Minty, I love your skirt, where the fuck did you buy it? I wanna get it...
Hon, soz but it's off Depop, one of a kind, handmade, and all, literally the only one on Earth...

Sounds like the coolest shop ever can't believe I'd never heard of it.

Who are you even, Depop is even better than sliced bread... I am so disappointed with you, Honor!
by love from the convent January 22, 2019
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A very, very, super duper fit male, the definition of Hot. Probably quite rugged and toned, and smells good. A bold one too. Basically, an irresistible angel from heaven. Perfection
Jemima, what did he look like?
Oh, he looked alright, blonde, tall, good hair... alright I guess...
Alright? Oh Mima, I know you think he looked awful, didn't he?
Alright, (blushing), he's kind of a Baldwin...
Ah so he did look pretty Awful...

Stop it Zara, you're making me blush!
by love from the convent January 22, 2019
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