professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's

Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90

by Louis January 13, 2006

tab

1. Tablet (usually a drug) - extasyMDMAtrips

I took a tab.

by louis October 17, 2001

frankenraver

frankenraver (n.) person whose raver personality is made up solely of things they saw at the last rave

scattymatty is SO not a frankenraver.. I know a few ppls that are tho..

by louis April 11, 2002

bearded clam

pussy

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam

by Louis June 19, 2003

smurf

Little blue people from a cartoon series.

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel captured Smurfette!

by louis October 23, 2001

smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

by louis October 23, 2001

smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie

Yo! I got me a smurf man!

by louis October 23, 2001