we need to talk

Is your clue that you need to act quick.
If you're good you'll beable to dump her before she dumps you.
If you're really good, you'll fuck her first and then dump her before she wants to cuddle.
-Situation A-
Woman: We need to tal...
Man: (interupting) I've been thinking, and ... you're a slut. And I want your sister.

-Situation B-
Woman: We need to talk.
Man: That sounds wonderful. I have been planning to have you come over to my place and to cook you a candle lit meal.
The Plan: Pick her up and take her to your place (she'll feel dependent on you and won't break up b/c she needs a ride home). Suck it up and cook something she likes. Include wine, cucumbers and good n plentys (they'll all make her horny). After dinner play some good music. By then the wine will be kicking in and she'll be doubting her earlier plans and you can work your stuff. It'll be some of the best sex you'll have b/c she'll have been through a bunch of woman emotional stuff. She'll most-likely be on top too. Once your done with firsts and possibly seconds. Tell her you need to take her home so you can get to work tomorrow. Dump her at her door step. Do not back down and keep seeing her. If you do, she'll dump you for sure in 4-7 days.
Peace and happy masterbating.
by Louis January 25, 2004
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A Bum chum is a male boyfriend to another male.
Elton John is David Fernishes "Bum Chum"
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MDMA

Phenethylamines>PsychedelicAmphetamines:
3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine, C11H15NO2 (mol. wt. 193.24)
or ecstasy

A clubbers drug... Giving that loved up feeling.
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cliffhanger

A booger that is supended near the opening of a nostril so that it is noticeable to an onlooker.
Uh, dude, take this kleenex. You got a cliff hanger.
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cust

its like a mixture between 'cunt' and 'crust'
You dirty cust!
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professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
by Louis January 13, 2006
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Dislexus

of disreputable qualities
You're really getting on my dislexus!
by louis October 16, 2001
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