Diamond Ring

A useless Item that women expect there man to bankrupt themselves for.

Stacey: A diamond ring is a woman's best friend.
Berry: And a man's worst enemy.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

A penny

What public schools bank accounts have.

Man, my job pays a penny.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 14, 2020

Zauberer

A Wizard or Sorcerer hailing from a fairytale landscape, like the Feywild, Dreamscape, Oz, Wonderland or Germany.

The Zauberer walked in from a rainbow portal and shot candy cane Missile's at us.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

The oldest trick in the book

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
Also, you should subscribe to Dumbass Dinosaurs on youtube, their content can be a bit offensive, but if you can handle that than I definitely Recommend them.

Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

by lordgrim the invcbke November 08, 2020

the best youtuber

Dumbass Dinosaurs.

You should subscribe to Dumbass Dinosaurs, They are the best youtuber EVAAAA!

by lordgrim the invcbke November 27, 2020

7 Hours

The average amount of time a school day takes, tends to feels more like 10 thousand years, and that number is bolstered by homework.
Once I tried to get a 100 person petition for the school to put a sign right outside of the school that would say
"welcome to hell" so new students would know what they were in for when arriving for the first time.

The 7 hours start.......
Now! (sounds of hell intensify)

by lordgrim the invcbke October 14, 2020

Math fab Mathonwy

The evilest god ever.

Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020