LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is

Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

KrAyZeE

A "taking the piss" form of crazy. Someone who thinks they are "crazy" or "wild" or whatever, you just put KrAyZeE before their name...

Katie: I'm really wild, you wouldn't understand, you're just too normal!
Lar: Yep, you're KrAyZeE KaTiE alright...

by LordBlunkey July 23, 2004

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

no-one cares

A term which i find fits Kim quite well. Though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true.

(If anyone does care, and wishes to argue their case, i'd like to hear from you. I like funny e-mails...)

Kim: Blah blah blah, i have problems with everyone. I'm always in an argument. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lar: No-one care

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 05, 2005