lordblunkey's definitions

scary stuff

stuff thats scary...

the bend of the river by the front of chaz's house. i went for a walk along it, heading towards infinity path and its there, and it scared me shitless.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.

Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

captain scarlet

I never got this program. Cpatain Scarlet was invincible, yet, he didnt just go and kick butt... And another thing, the enemy (the mysterons) were so FRICKING stupid! They came up with a cunning plan, but would then phone up the "good guys" to give them a "clue" which they would always solve, "just in the nick of time"

Captain Scarlet, He's Invincible...

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 5, 2005