lordblunkey's definitions

yawnsville

A party where nothing is happening

"like dudes, this places is so Yawnsville..."

by LordBlunkey June 24, 2004

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

gay stick

i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.

Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004

tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

LordBlunkey

Lord of the Blunkeys.

Thinks he's better than he really is

Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.

Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004