lmxdurgex's definitions

solicitate

To offer to have sex with somone in exchange for money and/or currency.

Man, thoses prostitutes sure can solicitate.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

testicleburger

a woman who pussy whips a man

Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger

by lmxdurgex June 20, 2009

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

grammer nazi

a person obsessed with proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling and bitches to people who dont use proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling

My friend sam is such a grammer nazi I wrote "r" instead of are on my essay in english and he still hasn't shut up about it.

by LMxDurgex January 18, 2009

Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008