lmxdurgex's definitions

bawdy house

a house of prostitution

Dick couldnt get laid so we took him to a bawdy house to get some action.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

the unholy triforce

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system

the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

by lmxdurgex August 4, 2009

aurtard

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

grammer nazi

a person obsessed with proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling and bitches to people who dont use proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling

My friend sam is such a grammer nazi I wrote "r" instead of are on my essay in english and he still hasn't shut up about it.

by LMxDurgex January 18, 2009

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009

imo

A emotional, suicidal, gay, punk rocker who who wheres their hair over one eye and wheres tight black clothes and badly died black hair.

Those imos at the mall are always sliting their wrists and complaining about life.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008