red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 10, 2008

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex November 29, 2008

aurtard

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by LMxDurgex December 31, 2008

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009