lj's definitions

virgin 9 kids later

Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.

how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.

by lj March 27, 2005

clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

by lj August 20, 2003

cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.

wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.

by lj August 20, 2003

allstar

lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.

You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.

by lj March 25, 2005

one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

by lj March 27, 2005

homobo

n. 1. a homosexual hobo 2. a shortened term for a homeless homosexual

-That homobo was totally checking you out, man.
-No, he just wanted my guava turnovers.

by lj August 31, 2003

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ January 31, 2005