Definitions by liz

God 

god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways

"Hello my name is God, would u like a line of this bad ass coke?"

God by liz September 14, 2005

Shattered Virus 

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

Shattered Virus by Liz August 6, 2005

soft taco 

code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing

"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"

"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."

soft taco by Liz July 18, 2005

peanut butter uh oh oreo 

some one who is, as well as being an uh oh oreo (black on the inside and white on the outside), is completely nuts as well!

random person:oops! i spilled my diet coke on myself!
peanut butter uh oh oreo: oh no you dident!!!!
random person:WTF - ur crazy!

peanut butter uh oh oreo by liz May 20, 2005

GMH 

Stands for Give Me Head!! :P

Suckin some one off, lickin sumone out..... :)

GMH by liz May 13, 2005

angelina jolie 

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

angelina jolie by liz May 13, 2005

jerkers curve 

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

jerkers curve by Liz May 13, 2005