Heschel

School for spoiled rich kids who have the excuse of being Jewish to pretend that they are diverse.

Me: Moshee from Heschel got mugged. David: Then where was his bodyguard and driver?

by living dick...tionary November 24, 2019

Kahoot Names

1. Jen Itals

2. Yuri Tarted
3. Knee grow
4. Jack mehoff
5. Gabe itch
6. Moe Lester

Teacher: No inappropriate Kahoot names.
Me: Okay boomer.

by living dick...tionary November 25, 2019

Me

a mistake. a complete disappointment to my parents.

person: raise ur hand if ur a mistake
me: ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼

by living dick...tionary December 15, 2019

Eden village

A weird ass place/cult where hippies throw fire and sing self empowering songs.

Have you heard of that place that the hippies go to in the summer? It's called Eden village

by living dick...tionary November 24, 2019