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Definitions by littlejimmie

fiberboard 

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products
i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer
fiberboard by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

fliphead 

fliphead one who is a fuck and a shithead a less offensive and non vulgar alternative to calling someone a fuckhead

when profanity is unquestionable or unwanted
dude wheres my goddamn air force ones fliphead

man dont know where your goddamn air force ones are i have not seen them fliphead

dude you where the lat one to see my goddamn air force ones hand them over to me fliphead

man you better back off or youre gonna see what stomping in my air force ones looks like fliphead

dude are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

dude you are really uptight

what do you expect to get from me fliphead

ok dude i get you
fliphead by littlejimmie March 29, 2019

wisecock 

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on
the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing
wisecock by littlejimmie March 28, 2019

dumbcock 

dumbcock one who is a dumbfuck a less offensive non vulgar alternative to calling someone a dumbfuck when strong profanity want do and good manner are appropriate
this guy drove his truck through flooded roads get stranded and had to be rescued what a stupid dumbcock
dumbcock by littlejimmie March 27, 2019

turdtamper 

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing
my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done
turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

greaseturd 

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains
my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made
greaseturd by littlejimmie March 24, 2019
flipwad one who is an irritating fuck and an idiot a non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone a fuckwad when calling someone a fuckwad is inappropriate or not wanted
dude wheres my goddamn candy flipwad

man i have not seen your goddamn candy flipwad

dude you where the last person to see my goddamn candy hand it over flipwad

man you better back off and stop badgering me about your goddamn candy flipwad

wow dude you are really uptight

what do you expect from me flipwad

i get you dude
flipwad by littlejimmie March 24, 2019