substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
by little-miss can't do wrong June 03, 2007
When someone uses the word adamant in a sentence to try sound precise and determined, lower the tone and throw their momentum right off by directing the conversation to 80's legend Adam Ant, of Adam and the Ants.
They: '...so I told her I was adamant that...'
You: 'Hold-up! YOU were Adam Ant, 1980's pop star & all 'round Goodfella?'
They: 'Eh, er, um, wha...?!?'
You: 'You know, Adam Ant. War paint on face? Answers to 'Highwayman'? Swings from chandeliers?'
They: "No, I was just sayin'…'
You: 'Are you… Adamant about THAT? just sayin''
They: '....'
You: 'Hold-up! YOU were Adam Ant, 1980's pop star & all 'round Goodfella?'
They: 'Eh, er, um, wha...?!?'
You: 'You know, Adam Ant. War paint on face? Answers to 'Highwayman'? Swings from chandeliers?'
They: "No, I was just sayin'…'
You: 'Are you… Adamant about THAT? just sayin''
They: '....'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 09, 2011
The best word to add to the Tags section, when submitting your entry to the Urban Dictionary.
Whilst it may have absolutely nothing whatever to do with your term, it could help boost your up/down ranking.
Whilst it may have absolutely nothing whatever to do with your term, it could help boost your up/down ranking.
List at least five synonyms, antonyms, related words and misspellings, separated by commas: bootylicious
Look up any word, like bootylicious
Look up any word, like bootylicious
by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011
The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.
by little-miss can't do wrong January 03, 2008
FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.
Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.
Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.
by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011
Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.
Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.
Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.
You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"
by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010
You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 09, 2011