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Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.
You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
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DICK?

Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
by little-miss can't do wrong October 16, 2010
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Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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cheese

Popular since the release of the 2000 film 'Snatch'. The term is used to celebrate the successful use of cheese in removing a large diamond from a dog, without the need for a gun.
"cheese is flawless"
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Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.
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Nappy Happy

Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.

Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.

They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!

This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.

The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.

Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
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studio tan

The opposite of the suntan that lazy people get sitting on the beach, when you're working your butt off in the studio until the early hours of the morning.

Typically blamed on the winter months, by people who work just as hard in the summer & don't see daylight from one year to the next.
They: "Why don't you go outside & get a little sun on your bones"
You: "It's my studio tan. I've been working on it all summer"
They: "Er... I thought a tan made you darker"
You: "Dude, I'm in the dark Dude. I am the darkest of them all."
by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010
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