University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004

Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

by Linux System Message March 19, 2004

Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood

by Linux System Message October 17, 2004

Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

powerman 5000

The best band in the History of the world.

#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

super bowl

The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?

English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.

by Linux System Message April 06, 2004

runescape

A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".

Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.

by Linux System Message March 05, 2004