linda's definitions

indiana

A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.

Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..your from Indiana? *runs away briskly*

by Linda April 29, 2005

blunt

a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE

a blunt a day keeps the doctor away

by Linda September 5, 2004

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

unisexual

Person who only "does" themself.

"She's not bisexual or heterosexual. She only does herself which makes her unisexual".

by Linda August 17, 2006

jamboree

Stupid hippies trying to "jive" (see also jive) to crappy hippy music.
Also stupid hippies going by the flower power lifestyle, damn hippies

eg. Hippies are stupid and go to woodstock 69'

by Linda February 25, 2003

ritch

Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.

"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"

by Linda February 18, 2004

Money Slave

Somebody that is working so hard to get more money that they forget that there are more important things in the world.

He is such a money slave that he won't even take a vacation to go visit his dying mother.

by Linda December 14, 2003