Definitions by lil pulp

Romanian Alarm Clock 

When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head

A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...

Romanian Alarm Clock by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Indonesian Toilet Bowl

When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.

A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.

Indonesian Toilet Bowl by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Rhode Island Rodeo 

When your girl crab walks around the bedroom while you have sex in the missionary position. If the sex is going badly, there can be whipping involved, sort of like a rodeo.

A: I'd hit that from behind!
B: I'd hit her from the front!
C: Y'all are stupid, I'd Rhode Island rodeo her!

Rhode Island Rodeo by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Vietnamese Doorknob

While you and your partner have sex, your girl bends her legs over her body, revealing her vagina, and then you stick it in and constantly do 360-degree rotations.

A: Yo, I'm tired as fuck.
B: Why?
A: I gave Candice a Vietnamese Doorknob last night.
B: Oh...

Vietnamese Doorknob by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.

A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!

Albanian Bubble Bath by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Oklahoma Water Pipe 

When you shove a 5-ft water pipe partially up the vagina, then piss in the pipe to where it reaches the vagina. Once that is done, the pipe is pulled out of the vagina, and the leftover urine will spill on the bed (or wherever you do it ). The girl then rolls in the urine, and the guy squirts a whole can of Reddi Wip over her whole body and licks the Reddi Wip and the pee resedue. The guy then vomits it into the girl's mouth, and a day later, the girl (with the shit that is made up of the vomit) shits in the guy's ass and penetrates it with the water pipe.

You've gotta be devoted to do an Oklahoma Water Pipe.

Oklahoma Water Pipe by lil pulp December 6, 2017