lil duff 2008's definitions

myspace forums

A great place where you can "discuss" basically anything, but you usually wind up with a bunch of people who post random videos of stupid shit and have threads like "Guess what type of shoes the person above you" is wearing... but the myspace forums could have very intelligent topics, especially in the religion and philosophy section, and even that turns out to be 2012 bullshit.

Filled with lots of deleted YouTube videos, spam, trolls, and flame wars.

I discussed about how much of a dork the person above you is on the myspace forums.

by Lil Duff 2008 October 16, 2008

barn language

Language that is said all the time in the barn... usually involves the words shit, ass, godddamn it, and son of a bitch.

Example of barn language:
Bob: There is a whole lot of cow shit lately.
Bill: Yup!!
Bob: God Damn it... my cow had started a fire. Might as well put er out. Shit!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

by Lil Duff 2008 December 17, 2008

police

1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.

2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!

2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

Clique Girlz

A new girl group that will eventually kill Hannah Montana and make a brand new sensation for 13 year old girls.

13 year old: OMG, like you heard of the Clique Girlz
teenager: Isn't Hannah Montana the cool thing now?
13 year old: No, obviously that is soo last week. Now it is like the Clique Girz... hannah montana, sick!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 August 22, 2008

2012

We are not going to die this year... all thes dumbasses that are taking Ritalin and thinking the world is ending that year should get their ass kicked... we are going to live way farther than 2012... a lot farther. This thing is a hoax!!!

OMG... It is 2012. Prepare to die!!!
Me: Shut up you fucking idiot... read the bible you dumbass

by Lil Duff 2008 August 16, 2008

position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.

I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008