lesoldham's definitions

Bet The Farm

Original Definition- A phrase that essentially has no meaning, but it also means everything and can be used as a replacement for literally any other phrase.

Let's get this party started! Bet the farm, motherfuckers

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

CHF

Coffee House Fag

That coffee shop is always filled with tons of hipsters and CHF's!

by lesoldham April 4, 2013

AOG

Ass Only Gay

Why won't Chuck give him a blowjob? Oh, yeah Chuck is an AOG.

by lesoldham April 4, 2013

Dinosaur Space Camp

An academic institution dating back to the beginning of time --primarily focused on the studying and practicing of all things related to dinosaurs and space.

Dinosaur Space Camp is the greatest and oldest academic institution ever.

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

cheese+yogurt as well as semen, jizz

I heard Chuck sprayed her face down and she didn't clean it off for days-- it was smelly like Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

by lesoldham April 25, 2013

Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

Vajing

Slang for Vagina

Mary: Lol he's an ass man
Me: every man is an ass man, and a titties man, and a vajing man

by lesoldham April 14, 2013