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Definitions by leo123456

American 

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
American by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Zodiac signs 

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
Zodiac signs by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Andrew Tate 

The Messiah for 12 year olds who make sigma edits on YouTube shorts.

He's some bald prick who hates poor people, because how much money you have dictates who you are as a person. Yeah. That makes sense.

He's a fucking human trafficking scumbag who likes to spout a bunch of misogynistic bullshit on his garbage podcast, where he also promotes this "academy" or whatever, which is basically a glorified pyramid scheme.

Once you shell out all your money to him in his little pyramid scheme, you can no longer listen to Andrew Tate because all the bullshit he says about poor people will now be applicable to you.
12 year old: I love watching Andrew Tate on YouTube shorts!!!!!
Someone with an IQ over -20: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Andrew Tate by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Gender wars 

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.
Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself
Gender wars by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

Fucking garbage website that makes you post an example of how your word is used in a sentence. Makes you delete your entire post because despite the fact you defined it, Urban Dictionary doesn't consider your word as defined. Despite the fact most words posted on this website people already know how to use in a sentence, and are just looking for someone to say something that they agree with to self-validate their trash opinions.
Urban Dictionary by leo123456 December 8, 2023
Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
Kimchi by leo123456 December 8, 2023
Creepy bestials who like to delude themselves and others into thinking that they're not creepy bestials.

They like to go to their subreddit that they moderate and circlejerk about how evil and bad the "antifurs" are. As if opposing zoophilia and bestiality is such a bad thing a bunch of retards in shitty bigfoot costumes need to go circlejerking about it.

They like to say that "antifur's" only insult is that they're fatherless, as if they're not already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the unfunny "you're 9" insults.

They also claim that hating furries means you hate animals. Of fucking course I like animals! I don't want them to be raped by cunt shutters who like to jack off to yiff! I just don't like animals the same way you people do...
Person: I hate furries.
Furry: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ANTIFUR!!!!
Furries by leo123456 December 8, 2023