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Mother

While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.
My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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Misandrist

Stupid bitches who thinks they're feminists because they hate men.

And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.

They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.

Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.

If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.
Misandrist: #KillAllMen
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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TikTok

Chinese spyware that collects data from weirdos who enjoy watching e-girls "dancing".

The trends that come from this app make me think that Charles Darwin was talking out of his ass, because otherwise these retards would've died years ago.

The app is basically used by dumbasses who can only count to the number 2. The posts are made by talentless idiots who realised they can get rich quick off of people whose skulls are so thick their thoughts are soundproof.
Some Fucktard: Did you see the new TikTok?

Me: No, I'm busy filling in the mandatory example section of this stupid Urban Dictionary post.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Unionist

A unionist is a baby who throws tantrums whenever someone wants Ireland to be united, like it SHOULD.
The unionist disliked this definition because his head is up his ass.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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Skibidi toilet

Basically cocaine for any children whose IQ is in the single digits.
Kid: Duhhhh I like skibidi toilet what 2+2???
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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December 9th

International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.
Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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