leiko's definitions

MPD

MPD is Multiple Personality Disorder, when one is that fucking insane, or has that many issues, they divide themselves into different personalities, each of which has a name.

For example, from Piers Anthony's Xanth series, the Demoness Metria, who gained Demoness Mentia, or D.Mentia. (Anthony is noted for his ridiculous puns) and Woe Betide, after she acquired a soul.

by Leiko October 5, 2004

Mother

1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.

1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!

by Leiko October 2, 2004

Mezisim

Also spelled Mesisim, Mezism.
Random word Leiko (Moi) Created from Mezu.

Kate: HI ALI!?!!!!!!11!!!11
Ali: +Hyper, spastic, bouncing off the walls.+ Mezisim!!!

by Leiko October 2, 2004

Definition

Things posted here on UrbanDictionary.com, or otherwise found in a dictionary or glossary. Also, when I post a link in my definitions to another definition, it is best used when my interpretation of it is used.

Did I really need to do that!?

by Leiko October 7, 2004

Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Organ

1) A piano-like instrument, commonly found in churches.
2) A mass of tissue, (No, not Puffs, you dumbass.) bunched together and whatnot. Didn't you pay attention in Life Science?
3) Slang term for a guy's manhood.

...no examples for 1 and 2, but:

"It's nice to have roses on your piano,
but nicer to have tulips on your organ."

...wtf. Where did I hear that? xD

by Leiko October 5, 2004

Satu

Friend to Leiko another Definition maker here.

Satu: Phwee! Kouga is my bitch!
Leiko: ...oh deluded one...

by Leiko October 7, 2004