leiko's definitions

Niggatrol

Medication to keep that Inner Nigga under control.

Look at that crazy shit! He needs some niggatrol...

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Kuni no Yume

Japanese for "Land of Dreams," or "Field of Dreams."

A retarded AOL roleplaying chatroom, overflooded by Ch00bs and n00bs.

Random Kagome Clone: Omg i am not a noob i am a kuni no yumer!!!1!!!!!!111`11!!
Leiko: ...+Point, manaical laughter.+

by Leiko October 3, 2004

Majickal Ramen Noodlez

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.

Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!

by Leiko October 7, 2004

Geography Tests

Are uber-easy, all the time.

Random d00sh: omg lyk dat test was ez.
Ed: ...Your mother was easy.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

China Cat

Really, it's China Cat Sunflower; another song from the Grateful Dead. Makes perfect sense:

Look for a while at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper-dome bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt star gown
through a dream night wind

Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Chesire
like a diamond-eye Jack
A leaf of all colors plays
a golden string fiddle
to a double-e waterfall over my back

Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee

by Leiko October 3, 2004

Dora The Explorer

A young mexican (or the like) girl who has ODed on on shrooms, 'cause she is always seen singing to inanimate objects, such as, her backpack and a map. Also, the subject of bestiality and Dora often comes up because of her questionable relationship with a purple monkey named Boots, that wears red boots on his feet. It is also questionable, the whole thing with "Swiper" the fox, she always wards him away. He doesn't really do anything, except throw things. Perhaps he was an ex of the appearing four-year-old.

Dora: +Spaces.+
Boots: Uh...Dora, the kids are watching. +Poke.+
Dora: What? Oh! Hola, mi amigos...
Boots: C'mon Dora, we need to go see our Dealer!
Dora: Si, chango pelon!
Boots: I'm not bald.
Dora: +Laughs.+ Come on, vamanos, everybody, let's go!
Boots: Wait, dumbass. We don't know which way to go. Especially when we're screwed up. Ask the map, ask the map!
Dora: Oh. Right. Say Map!

by Leiko October 7, 2004