Definitions by leiko

Organ 

1) A piano-like instrument, commonly found in churches.
2) A mass of tissue, (No, not Puffs, you dumbass.) bunched together and whatnot. Didn't you pay attention in Life Science?
3) Slang term for a guy's manhood.

...no examples for 1 and 2, but:

"It's nice to have roses on your piano,
but nicer to have tulips on your organ."

...wtf. Where did I hear that? xD

Organ by Leiko October 5, 2004

Confwoozled 

Word that Leiko says often, related to Confuzzled. It is a state of confusion and puzzlement, but said in a cute way.

Mrs. Cralle: Blah, pythagorean theorem, blah blah Segment-Addition Postulate, blah blah, blah, etc.
Random Junior: Uh...
Random Junior 2: Lyk...wat?
Luca: Those dumbasses...xD
Jenn: I ish confwoozled!

Confwoozled by Leiko October 5, 2004

MPD 

MPD is Multiple Personality Disorder, when one is that fucking insane, or has that many issues, they divide themselves into different personalities, each of which has a name.

For example, from Piers Anthony's Xanth series, the Demoness Metria, who gained Demoness Mentia, or D.Mentia. (Anthony is noted for his ridiculous puns) and Woe Betide, after she acquired a soul.

MPD by Leiko October 5, 2004

Et Cetera 

Latin for "And Other Things."

I am not your Latin teacher. If you want to take Latin, be a smart little something, or at least apply yourself in High School. If you're past high school, I guess you could take it in college, but, HA HA. Dumbass.

Et Cetera by Leiko October 5, 2004

Requiescat in Pace 

Latin, for "Rest in Peace." You'll see the Latin word 'in' remains the same. However, it has other uses.

I am not a Latin Teacher. >/

Requiescat in Pace by Leiko October 5, 2004

Abyss 

Hell, Hades, The Pit, Tartarus, etc.

Oh, thank you...you have brought me from the abyss...

Abyss by Leiko October 5, 2004

Palomino 

A COLOR of a Horse. Not a BREED.

Jesus. Get it straight, y'all.

Palomino by Leiko October 5, 2004