lee's definitions

focus

a slow from the factory car, that like every tuner car made, has the potential to be a great. it handles quite well out of the box, but acelerates for shit.

i own a focus ZX5, it was slow, then i put 15 grand and overnight parts from mars, and now its lightning quick.

by lee May 13, 2005

kelpsy

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

by Lee September 18, 2002

paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.

PaRaNoiA fucking owns

by Lee March 1, 2004

lanch

"LUNCH" as known by MRS SPRINGER, the Math Teacher who Attempted SUICIDE.

"Okay fowks, it's time to go to lanch"

by Lee October 24, 2003

forkin

A homosexual male who wishes to be Asian but is actually incredibly white. Generally displays gay movements and Caucasian cultural habits.

Man, he wouldn't be such a forkin if he didn't walk around like a fag all the time.

by Lee October 13, 2003

dia-peea

the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum

damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase

by Lee April 6, 2005

the fucking man

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior

1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man

by Lee June 22, 2004