laura 's definitions

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

flub

verb. when fat is protruding out of your clothing in a very grotesque manner.

"I hate it when Anna Nicole's fat flubs out of her t-shirts."

by Laura September 17, 2003

bak at cha

if sum1 insults or flirts you and you think the same thing about them then instead of saying it again just say bak at cha

PS1: i think your well sexy
PS2: bak at cha ;)

by laura September 21, 2003

DOODEELAALOO

a joyful and childish was to show happiness!

by laura October 7, 2003

top shelf

basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks

faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!

by laura July 3, 2004

byotch

a variation if the word bitch; "byotch" is regularly said on the movie mean girls. it's a way to insult slutty girls that take your boyfriends, walk around thinking they're cool, or have decieved one of there friends in a mean way.

oh my god! what a byotch!

she is such a byotch

fucking byotch

by Laura July 4, 2004

hookup buddy

a guy or a girl that u arnt going out with, and u only use them 2 make out and do nasty stuff.

i dnt want a girlfriend but i wanna hook up buddy

by laura July 4, 2004