snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol
dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!
by Laura September 27, 2004
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alpha chi obesa

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.
by Laura April 13, 2005
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mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises
E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*
by Laura December 20, 2003
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James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^
Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.
by Laura January 21, 2005
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convulge

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."
I'm so stupid my head is convulging.
by Laura December 28, 2003
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Gata Salvaje

hola ojala que te conociera tienes que luxar por luis mario aparte a ti te gusta no se lo puedes dejar a la tonta de maribella que te quite a luis mario i tambien tienes que castigar a eduarda y los que te an eho muxo daño megustaria que encontraras a tu hija que es la que tienes en tu brazos la que se llama angeliquita esa es tu hija 1 besazo wapa cntesta si pudes
by laura October 28, 2003
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scally

a large group of young male scallies can be found shouting either abuse or sexual harrasment to female passers by. in a large group their laughter is inaudable but when a single scally becomes alone they are quiet and subdued. scallies all seem to know one another and groups are defined by the colour of their tracksuits (usually scallies only own one or two 'trackies' at most)
ay burd wanna giv us a nosh?
u gonna get shagged gearl?
by laura August 10, 2004
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