butt ripper

when u fart and it sounds likeu riped ur ass

john farted and it sounded like he ripped his pants or his ass

by Laura July 18, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

Very imaginative and inteligent guy. My idol. Creator of Invader Zim the canceled Nickelodeon show about an incompitant but arogant alien invader. Also creator of the comic book series Johnny the Homicidal maniac, SQUEE series, and I feel sick: a book about a girl (in color) Registered with Slave Labor graphics.
From America
Birthday: september 1st
height:5,2
glasses yes
you could call him a goth but he would kill you!

A "Jhonen Vasquez" comic featured in the Lenore comic issue #7.

by Laura March 28, 2004

PL

Porno Laura, Young female who tends to record Videos frequently, also see Laura

1)adski go get the camera
2)Lets make movies with pl!
3)PL-what laura is called by lee and d

by Laura March 10, 2004

as a friend

Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.

by Laura May 26, 2004

sex nazi

A prude; someone who witholds sex from the opposite sex.

God damn, Laura! Stop being a sex nazi and gimme some already!

by Laura May 13, 2005

1985

A strange song that gets stuck in your head easily by Bowling for Soup.

"Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her a**
On the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been all right
Since...


Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985!

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even St. Elmo's Fire
She walked out to WAM
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Wears the mini-skirt
Made of snakeskin
And who's the other guy
that's singing in Van Halen
when did reality
Become TV
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms and gameshows
On the radio

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985!

She hates time
Make it stop
When did Montly Crew
Become classic rock
And when did Ozzy
Become an actor
Please make this STOP...Stop...Stop...
And bring back...

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985! "

by Laura December 11, 2004

scally

a large group of young male scallies can be found shouting either abuse or sexual harrasment to female passers by. in a large group their laughter is inaudable but when a single scally becomes alone they are quiet and subdued. scallies all seem to know one another and groups are defined by the colour of their tracksuits (usually scallies only own one or two 'trackies' at most)

ay burd wanna giv us a nosh?
u gonna get shagged gearl?

by laura August 10, 2004