laura 's definitions

fetch

sadly I to let everyone know that people in utah have said fetch for years. it is annoying and lame. sorry it is a replacement for saying f*ck.

Holy fetch!I forgot my keys!

by Laura May 13, 2005

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 11, 2005

kalvin

a gorjes guy inside and out, who'd make any girl proud

i love kal,

by laura February 16, 2004

kadoonk

a bump you know like a kadoonk

stacey has KADOONKS in her hair

by laura April 4, 2003

ilusm

I love you so much... in internet lingo.

OMG SARAH MADISON!i! ilusm!

by Laura January 1, 2005

monkfish

the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.

ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth

by laura February 13, 2004

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004