laura 's definitions

swank

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

by Laura December 13, 2004

slipshod

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

by Laura December 25, 2004

jelly bracelets

hi i dun it again
but my schol is talkin abot makin it not alowed ta wear em

there is a game when ya loop 2 of em togehrt and if urs snap u gota do stuf
i only wear the one wher the worst ya gota do is oral and i had ta do it on 4 guys it kinda mesy it a crazy game

by laura December 20, 2003

short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

by Laura January 29, 2004

noodled

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

by Laura May 26, 2004

alpha chi obesa

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.

Definition is impossible.

by Laura April 13, 2005

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004