spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 06, 2004

ball ass

to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.

Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.

by Laura January 22, 2005

Colf

Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold.

I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on.

by Laura December 03, 2004

Pistil

Another name for female.

Hey man, take a look at that pistil.

by Laura May 30, 2003

Asquith Boys

hey karl and emma i no 1 dude hoo went to asquith boys (well at least i think he did) nice guy wat about me rox

meh to the example

by laura February 07, 2004

Scut

A female who is both a slut and a cunt.

Jill is a scut. She sleeps with multiple men while being engaged to another. She makes everyone she meets angry.

by Laura July 16, 2003

Weirdo Laura

Random obsessive. Stalks anything with a penis.

"Look, there's another Weirdo Laura"

by Laura April 14, 2005