45 definitions by latrelljennings

Internet

Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.

Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

Bitch

A word which only loud, annoying, and obnoxious ghetto black females use early in the morning when she's trying to get her friend's attention. The same loud, annoying, and obnoxious ghetto black females who smack on Flamin' Hot Cheetos at every opportunity they can get, smearing everything they touch.

*black girl screaming piercingly loud early in the morning to her white friend* HEY BITCHHHHH!
White girl: hey bitch!
*black girl screaming piercingly loud early in the morning to her white friend* WHAT'S GOIN ON BITCH I MISSED YO BITCH ASS BITCH!*

by latrelljennings November 19, 2019

Galaxy S7

A phone Lil Wayne REALLY likes pouring champagne on and dumping in fish tanks.

Lil Wayne: Aye Kenny, I'm bout to put you in the fish tank
Kenny: Whaaaaaaaaa?

Galaxy S7.

by latrelljennings November 18, 2017

The usual suspects

What racist white people like to describe black people as, "the usual suspects" without explicitly saying black people. Sadly this has become somewhat of a trend by accounts with no real name or profile pictures.

TMJ4 Milwaukee: another sad case of a deadly shooting tonight...
YouTube: let me guess... The usual suspects right?

by latrelljennings August 17, 2022

Scoochie

"Scoochie" is an adlib used by Gucci Mane in most of his songs that makes it sounds someone's always in his way when he's recording songs, asking them to scooch over or move over.

Gucci Mane: "damn this girl always in my way! SCOOCHIE!"

by latrelljennings February 22, 2021

Rushed

It's when someone is upgrading their town hall too fast in the mobile game Clash of Clans without even maxing out their defenses and other things yet.

Person I: Your base is so rushed! You should really max out your walls first.
Person II: Don't you think I would of noticed that?

by latrelljennings January 16, 2016

Raging

A thing gamers do when they're pissed at the game they're playing.

*screams at computer* "FUCK YOU!! FUCK COD!! FUCK HALO!! FUCK DESTINY!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mom: Honey?
Dad: Yes, dear?
Mom: Prescott's raging again.
Dad: Oh, dear. Not again.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016