laslo's definitions

greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

by laslo May 10, 2010

French Chester

female - urinating on the person you're having sex with during your period, ONLY if blood is involved.
male - urinating on the person you're having sex with if there has knowingly been blood in your urine that day.
other - a section of Chester, PA where the French settled

Hey Leroy, I was with this crazy bitch on the rag last night and she gave me a French Chester instead of a blowjob.

by laslo January 12, 2010

homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense

#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"

by laslo January 28, 2013

hypAAcrit

a person in recovery from alcoholism who says one thing and then acts the opposite way in a very obnoxious and judgemental manner

Have you seen the young girl that Bobby was hitting on last night?

Yeah, he yelled at a guy the other night for trying to 13th step the same chick..

What a hypAAcrit !

by laslo July 2, 2011

womanman

noun, a new species of seemingly politically correct male, usually in their mid 20's to mid 30's who has daddy issues and rebels against any type of male roll model, especially to males around the age of their father. They also are experts at playing the symp-card with women, in particular when it comes to using public transportation or asking a male for a ride. possible closet homosexuals, steroid use is common, and being a dick to males older than them is their super power. plural - womemmen

That guy who looks like he's on roids at the gym went off on me for no reason the other day. Oh yeah, you're older than him and he's a real womanman, when it comes to that.

by laslo October 19, 2016

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

meet

beef, chicken, pork...a food product from a dead animal used in fast food places like BK, KFC, and Mickey D's

"Sorry we closed. We out of meet."
(actual sign hung on a door in a Philadelphia Burger King)

by laslo January 15, 2009