laslo's definitions

womanman

noun, a new species of seemingly politically correct male, usually in their mid 20's to mid 30's who has daddy issues and rebels against any type of male roll model, especially to males around the age of their father. They also are experts at playing the symp-card with women, in particular when it comes to using public transportation or asking a male for a ride. possible closet homosexuals, steroid use is common, and being a dick to males older than them is their super power. plural - womemmen

That guy who looks like he's on roids at the gym went off on me for no reason the other day. Oh yeah, you're older than him and he's a real womanman, when it comes to that.

by laslo October 19, 2016

drAAma

something or a situation that a person in recovery from alcoholism participates in, in a way that stirs people up into a heated frenzy, for no good reason, other than looking for something to do besides drinking.

Did you hear that Benjamin asked Lori out, then told her he couldn't see her anymore because he thinks about her too much at work, but came out to dinner when he knew she was gonna be there, and then didn't talk with her, then texted her 5 times on his way home?

He's such a drAAma queen!

by laslo July 9, 2011

Muzz-away

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims

"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."

by laslo April 6, 2010

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense

#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"

by laslo January 28, 2013

chick-fell-ow

a transgendered who enjoys milkshakes from Chick-fil-a

after attending the local LGBT meeting, enjoying a milkshake from Chick-fil-a was a hidden secret treat for the chick-fell-ow

by laslo January 17, 2013

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009