laslo's definitions

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense

#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"

by laslo January 28, 2013

Kenzo

NOUN, term for people residing in the Kensington section of the City of Brotherly Love (ie: Philadelphia, PA), and not to be confused with someone from North Philadelphia.

You're buddy in the sally near K&A is a real Kenzo.

by laslo November 2, 2009

hypAAcrit

a person in recovery from alcoholism who says one thing and then acts the opposite way in a very obnoxious and judgemental manner

Have you seen the young girl that Bobby was hitting on last night?

Yeah, he yelled at a guy the other night for trying to 13th step the same chick..

What a hypAAcrit !

by laslo July 2, 2011

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

drAAma

something or a situation that a person in recovery from alcoholism participates in, in a way that stirs people up into a heated frenzy, for no good reason, other than looking for something to do besides drinking.

Did you hear that Benjamin asked Lori out, then told her he couldn't see her anymore because he thinks about her too much at work, but came out to dinner when he knew she was gonna be there, and then didn't talk with her, then texted her 5 times on his way home?

He's such a drAAma queen!

by laslo July 9, 2011

Muzz-away

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims

"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."

by laslo April 6, 2010