Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit
I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
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Cock shy

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.
I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
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zero or-g

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station
We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!
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OCWA

Acronym for 'Obsessive Compulsive Work Avoidance': the act of trying to avoid as much work as possible, with the objective of not being caught. Usually done (successfully) by executives and directors.
I have been busy all morning with OCWA all morning, as I really don't feel like doing the job cards today.
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sheach

A word describing an odd colour scheme that lays somewhere between "shit" and "peach"
I really don't know what colour to paint the new house. I think I will go for a light shade of sheach
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Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing
I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
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Poo Truffle

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect
Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!
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