Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.
I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!
A type of virtual sex act where only emojis are used. Common amongst teens and thirty-somethings who are trying to act younger.
John: 💪
Claire: 👀
John: 😈
Claire: 😍
John: 🙏
Claire: ✔
John: 🍆
Claire: 😳
John: 👉
Claire:👌
John: 👉👌
Claire:💦
John: 🔥🔥🔥
Claire:💥💥💥
John: 🚬
Claire:🚼
John: ⛔
Claire: 🙏
John: 🚪
Claire:😢
John: You are taking this emojirotica way too far.
An emojinal breakdown occurs when a participant in a conversation uses an emoji totally unsuited or inappropriate to the discussion at hand. Usually would involve contrasting emotions and makes the author of the message appear like a total dick.
Dude 1: holy crap did you hear about the massacre at the school last week? 14 people dead! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Dude 2: Dude seriously what the fuck?! You are LAUGHING about that?
Dude 1: Oh uhm. Was supposed to be the sad emoji. Sorry man. Was having an emojinal breakdown
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When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing
I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
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A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result
Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!
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An act of badassery so severe that the term 'kill' does not do the action any justice. Usually inflicted upon more than one noob/victim. Popularised by the likes of Audie Murphy, Alvin Yorke and Simo Häyhä
"omglolwtf I just totally did a deathkill when I saw the six tanks and about two hundred soldiers approaching" - Direct quote from Audie Murphy after he held the Colmar Pocket by himself
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Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit
I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod
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