Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit
I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station
We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!
by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016
Acronym for 'Obsessive Compulsive Work Avoidance': the act of trying to avoid as much work as possible, with the objective of not being caught. Usually done (successfully) by executives and directors.
I have been busy all morning with OCWA all morning, as I really don't feel like doing the job cards today.
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
I really don't know what colour to paint the new house. I think I will go for a light shade of sheach
by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016
I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect
Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016