microphone

The item used to record your pronunciation of words to submit onto the urbandictionary!
My microphone is broken, my neighboor's is broken, and my OTHER neighboor's microphone DOESN'T WORK on my computer!
by LARSTAIT November 05, 2003
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crock

A crock is a container.

A container can often hold thigns in it.
by larstait October 29, 2003
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ISSN

Integrated Special Services Network

In a phone system (notably AT&T), controls special user features and customer control options. Not to be confused with ISSN, the serial number used by the Library of Congress used to register magazines.
by LarstaiT November 07, 2003
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bulwark

Set up the bulwark!
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bag it

Phrase used to describe a girl who has a decent body but is too ugly to face during a wordquicky/word. You would put a parer / plastic bag over her head and commence the sexin'.
Tim: See that bitch there? What about her?

Bill: Ehhh.. Bag it.
by larstait October 14, 2003
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torrid

Description of HELL

Overwhelmingly hot and/or humid
The torrid pits of hell awaiteth the sinner, if he so choose to believeth in it
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baggins

The opulent name from the Shire. The richest Hobbits have this last name. Created by wordTolkien/word
by larstait October 13, 2003
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