lance's definitions

hoobastank

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank

it is not a good smell...

by lance January 21, 2005

Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula

"You dirty red wheeler!"
"What, freaky nebula?"

by Lance October 27, 2003

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

gmail

gmail, or what will be known as the hotmail killer, is not a joke. it's as real as the pop ups and spam you get on micro$oft's service.

ciao hotmail

by lance April 2, 2004

R.B.W.

Raised by wolves: To display a complete lack of socialization. No interpersonal skills

This mitch was R.B.W'ed

by Lance December 4, 2002

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

cum pot

excessive bulge above the womens vagina

check out that cum pot

by lance May 23, 2004