lance's definitions

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance February 28, 2005

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

pedofile

A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting

My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.

by Lance February 5, 2005

Shamerble de gurble

A word said when either stoned or drunk. Usually stated when you are happy with a slur. from the foundings of friends.

shamerble? shamerble de gurble

by Lance January 5, 2005

Kyuss

1. Heavy, fuzzed-out, California desert "stoner" rock.
2. The Godfathers of said "stoner" rock.
3. Highly influential band that only people of discerning taste ever had the pleasure of hearing.
4. Spawned many a band after their dissolution: Fu Manchu, Sloburn, Mondo Generator, Unida, Like Hell, Queens of the Stone Age, to name a VERY few.

Kyuss' music came thundering down upon us like the mighty Thor's hammer.

by Lance January 28, 2004

R.B.W.

Raised by wolves: To display a complete lack of socialization. No interpersonal skills

This mitch was R.B.W'ed

by Lance December 4, 2002

Japanophile

An enthusiast of Japanese exports, including the language, anime, manga, pop-culture, music, electronics, people, food, religion or culture.

"Everyone makes fun of me for being a Japanophile, because I like alot of things from Japan. However, I like lots of things from Europe, China, Canada and of course America as well, so I don't see why everyone has to be so racist about it..."

by Lance October 20, 2003