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Down Pound 

A fist pound with your thumbs down.
“Down Pound It

We were both wrong so we gave each other the down pound.
Down Pound by Laleph September 10, 2019

Uncle Sugar 

The strange uncle in your family who goes around giving birth control to all the

women.
Uncle Sugar: Merry Christmas! I have something special for you!

Emily: Looks like it's birth control... again... ummm, thanks Uncle Sugar?

Uncle Sugar: Anything for you hun, now you can let that libido of yours run

wild!
Uncle Sugar by Laleph January 25, 2014

Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from
Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!
Binders full of women by Laleph October 16, 2012
An Amazon.com employee who:

1.) Thinks the neighborhood started with their arrival
2.) Walks 6 people wide on the sidewalk talking about Amazon crap.
3.) Snaps their fingers at service people.
4.) Thinks sexy is contrived casual attire, arrogance, and talking/smelling like a used car salesman.
5.) Does not realize they work for a modern day Sears and Roebuck.
6.) Believes they are not a highly expendable cog in the corporate Amazon machine.
I can't stand all these new Am-Hole's in the neighborhood!

Life was a lot better before all these Am-Hole's moved in!
Am-hole by Laleph January 15, 2012

Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
Free Range Christmas Tree by Laleph December 14, 2010
Another word for a Morkie dog (a mix between a Maltese and a Yorkie). This former mutt but now wildly popular breed is typically found in the Pacific Northwest, and is known for its abilities to perform a variety of tricks. Can be used as both a proper noun, and a noun.
OMG! Look at Buster doing his millitary crawl... so cute!

Look at all those Buster's over there... they're so cute when they play together!
Buster by Laleph June 15, 2010

warm shoulder 

When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.
Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.

Nat: I understand.
warm shoulder by Laleph May 21, 2010