Definitions by lalalander17

urban oneupmanship 

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

urban oneupmanship by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

get out my wife 

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

get out my wife by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

moany joanie 

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.

Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.

moany joanie by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

moany tony by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

San Franfrisky 

A nickname for San Francisco that acknowledges the sexy, saucy, wild, sultry, permissive, sensuous, promiscuous nature of the city.

Fred: How was your vacation?
Lance: I left my cock in San Franfrisky!

San Franfrisky by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

temp temp 

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

temp temp by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

fart mart 

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

fart mart by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009