Fun Bun Friday

Used to describe the last day of the working week when members of an office bring in sweet sugary buns, doughnuts, cakes and pastries for everyone else to binge on. The Starbucks Cinnamon bun is a good Fun Bun Friday staple as is the Krispy Kreme dozen donut box.
Secretary 1: Sandy, what day is it today?

Secretary 2: It's Wednesday dude...

Secretary 1: Damn...still two days left until Fun Bun Friday!

Secretary 2: Don't remind me! In fact I feel like a fun bun right now...

Secretary 1: F**k it. Let's go to Starbies!

Secretary 2: Cool...let's roll!
by lady lynxx April 09, 2009
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Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
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Maniosseur

Quite simply a conssisseur of males within a group of females (or gay males). A maniosseur's rating of a dude is always rated above everyone else's in the click.
Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...

Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?

Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!

Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!

Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...

Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...

Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!

*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*

Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
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Fu-man chu

A kinder way to describe a goatee style beard on a female.
Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude

Dude 2: What's so funny

Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...

Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...

Dude 1: Totally...
by lady lynxx April 09, 2009
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Daddy Cream

Basically a euphuism for semen.
*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*

Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?

Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick

Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!

Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!

Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!

*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
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Hate day

Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...

Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?

Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...

Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...

Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?

Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...

Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009
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S**t Digging

Basically a euphuism for anal sex.
Dude 1: Look at that sweet piece of round ass over there...

Dude 2: Who the new chick? Yeah she has a bubble booty alright...

Dude 1: So are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Dude 2: Yep, she's a perfect candidate for some world class s**t digging...

Dude 1: Aight then...watch me go over and get them digits!

Dude 2: Play on player...play on.
by lady lynxx April 01, 2009
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