lAUREN's definitions

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Pennsylvania

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, MD/DC) from which a lot of the country's best emo bands come. also a lot of the country's crappiest, but oh-bloody-well.

Jacob's heart-wrenching voice and lyrics are making an appearance up in PA this weekend...anyone interested?

by Lauren February 19, 2003

badonkadonk

An exceptionally rotund ass. See also "ghetto booty."

"Keep ya eyes on my badonkadonk-donk..." - Missy Elliot 'Work It'

by Lauren March 24, 2004

teetotaller

a person who does not drink any alcohol

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

by lauren August 30, 2003

buttsex

A shirt that Bert McCracken of the Used (one hot motherfucker btw) has worn.

The shirt read, "Buttsex is itchy."

by Lauren April 8, 2005

r's

reunions (family reunions)

"my family r's always suck. i have one this weekend in west virginia."

by lauren August 31, 2003