Definitions by l a w n m o w e r

Blanket 

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.

I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!

Blanket by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

A place where authors and words both get boners.

I defined a word in Urban Dictionary today!

Urban Dictionary by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020

Anti-vaxxer 

An idiot who doesn't believe the people who studied for years and blame phones for their kids death when it really was the choice to not vaccinate. Also a synonym for idiot, smooth brain, small brain, microscopic brain, and no brain.

I met a stupid anti-vaxxer at the store today, and got at least 50 diseases and viruses!

Anti-vaxxer by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

School

Hell, disguised as easy learning.

I can't believe we have to go to school!

School by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

Studying 

Conjunction for student dying.

I hate studying!

Studying by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

Vented 

Action of going into a vent. Anybody who sees you do this will go to the nearest red button and accuse you of mass homicide and being an alien impostor, and get everyone to kill you. Unless you kill them 1st or accuse them instead.

IT'S ORANGE THEY VENTED!!!

Vented by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

b o o t. 

praise the b o o t.

WoRsHiP tHe B O O T.

b o o t. by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020