kyle's definitions

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

Grindage

Better know by the word food

i need some grindage, pull in to white castle.

by kyle August 24, 2004

shasty

to take a shit , or your junk ,

Oh shit i gotta turtle head pokin out im gonna take a shasty ,
you almost hit me in my shasty

by kyle November 21, 2004

Snarlax

The creature that lives between dan moore's legs. Originaly a mispronunciation of the mythical sand creature on the planet tatooine. Sarlac AFter the mispronounciation, the beast became a combination of the Sarlac and the pokemon Snorelax

MAN! That Snarlax ate my lunch, and my arm!

by kyle December 7, 2004

fuckie doo

a phrase you say when ur fucked and there's no way out

time to turn in homework and u forgot it so you say "ooh fuckie doo"

by kyle August 28, 2004

Dank

Omg!!That shit was dank!!No FLAVOR!!Role me anotha!

1. When you smoke weed and it isnt strong at all...

by Kyle May 13, 2005

weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff

"Shut your face you WEASEL DEMON!"

by kyle June 24, 2004