kyle's definitions

crunk

to go to a party and get very drunk.

we gon get crunk in the bia tonight bitches!

by kyle November 28, 2004

California

A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.

Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...

by Kyle February 27, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Stiggo

This cool ass motherfucker that gets a bunch of bitches and lets me have sloppy seconds

He's a Stiggo!

by Kyle June 2, 2003

Bruce Springsteen

A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.

His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.

by KyLe March 24, 2005

yoda

The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.

In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"

by Kyle March 8, 2005

bOOallz

A word used to describe something as being bad or not good. It can also be used to describe something that isn't in your favor.

"This bread is bOOallz"
"You are grounded? That is so bOOallz!"

by Kyle December 12, 2004