kyle's definitions

Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.

The Pacific Northwest blows.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

shit sniffer

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

by kyle August 24, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Stiggo

This cool ass motherfucker that gets a bunch of bitches and lets me have sloppy seconds

He's a Stiggo!

by Kyle June 2, 2003

The Passion of the Christ

A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.

Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

Sean Penn

One of the greatest actors out now and easily the best of his generation. But his talent is overlooked over his temper tantrums, anti-Hollywood attitude and sour sense of humor. But he's one of my favorites. You can't hate someone you don't know personally.

Too many dipshits base an actor on their personality. You guys don't know them to judge.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

yodo

Short for saying yo dog.

Yodo,I havnt seen you in a while.

by kyle May 13, 2005