kyle's definitions

California

A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.

Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...

by Kyle February 27, 2005

Oregon

An economically-damaged state where many morons actually move in. Aren't they aware of Oregon's economy and how hard it is to get a job? An overall boring state that's probably good for snowboarders and skiers, but for everyone else, it really sucks. Don't move here. It's a state where boredom would eat away at you like a skin disease.

People say I should move to California. Maybe I'll take that under advisement.

by Kyle February 27, 2005

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005

bag effect

you would do the chick/guy but ud put a bag over there head wile doin it

ud do the person with a paper bag over their head

by kyle February 27, 2005

whip

n. One who changes attention quickly and/or drmatically.

My english teacher pisses me off!
Hey look at that bird!

by kyle February 28, 2005

hoassbitch

To be a ho, an ass, and a bitch all at the same damn time!

Yo...stop bein' a hoassbitch.

-or-

That foo' is bein' a hooassbitch, shit.

by Kyle February 28, 2005

Gallaro

To botch a job up or just messing up in life in general. Attributes include horrible hand-eye coordination, ugliness, and ability to make others laugh at one's own expense.

He can't even walk straight because he trips over his own feet. He walks like a Gallaro

by Kyle February 28, 2005