kyle's definitions

Canadians

Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.

Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?

by Kyle January 3, 2005

squizz

A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.

That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.

by kyle January 2, 2005

Fowl Language

The use of fowls' names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently.

COCK! I'm using my skills of "Fowl Language." TURKEY!!!

by Kyle January 2, 2005

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

Shigityshwa

A word meaning what are you talking about asked said when someone is making a subject unclear

Bob: And it was like frickin' wicked!

Rob: Shigityshwa?

Bob: The concert...

Rob: Oooh!!

by Kyle December 22, 2004

jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.

thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!

by kyle December 20, 2004