kyle's definitions

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

by Kyle August 7, 2006

speak n' spell

A little red box that is supposed to teach kids how to read. Really it is a toy made by satan that sounds like a demon. Dane Cook makes fun of the speak n' spell in his cd Harmful If Swallowed

AEIOU

OMG the Speak N' Spell is going to kill me

by Kyle June 19, 2006

Joga Bonita

Play Beautiful

as popularized by nike's soccer commercials

Joga Bonita! Play Beautiful!

by Kyle May 30, 2006

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

pregnancy-to-go

when u start sniffin panites and you get so horny you bust wood so then u start whackin it on the banties... when she then puts them on and walks she becomes impregnated

Brian with Kristina's thong....good luck Kristina with that new baby of yours

by Kyle January 21, 2006

Butterbody

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.

Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.

by Kyle July 13, 2005

Three Point One Foure

Usually refers to pi in the mathematical symbolic system. But in this case its PIE no PI which is also pussy. There for Three point one four is pussy.

Dude, I gotta get me some three point one four.
or
Her three point one four smelt like tuna melt.

by Kyle May 13, 2005