kurticus's definitions

SARCASTOR

When someone's sarcasm is so thick that they are the king of sarcasm. Save this for only the most sarcastic.

Chads sarcasm was so thick tonight that we nicknamed him SARCASTOR because he would dominate every conversation.

by kurticus May 12, 2007

stankle

during urination, when you also squeeze out a fart which mixes with the aroma of the pee, creating a concoction of bathroom joy.

"I'd let the place air out guys, from the sound of it Joe just left a stankle in there."

by kurticus October 16, 2006

thwipt-snicket

two onomatopoeias (thwipt being spidey and snicket being wolverine) that sound better together, and the common sounds that come out of brobsts mouth pretty much every day in rap form...

"thwipt-snicket, thwipt tha-thwipt snicket."

by kurticus May 30, 2007

mr. miagi

v. to snatch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.

also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.

i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i'm gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.

by kurticus June 25, 2006

bobbo's wiener

the phrase someone shouts as they stick their finger in someone elses mouth, horizontally.

kurt: *YAWN*

ian: ..."bobbo's wiener!" *sticks finger in kurts mouth*

kurt: "ack! ugh!...dick!"

by kurticus June 6, 2007

zip-zeer

A sound that you can make when you whip by people very fast.

Zak: "Hey guys, here comes-"

Kurt: "Zip-Zeer!" (runs by all quick-like)

Zak: "What a dick."

by kurticus May 15, 2007

herbasaur

n) similar to a herb; a person who is acting or simply looks like dork, wierdo, or also a person who is being pompous or arrogant.

can also be described as herbasaurus, or herbasaurus rex.

oh my god, look at the guy that is about to come into our store...what a herbasaur.

by kurticus May 23, 2006