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tug-of-war

(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.


It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.
It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.
A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Malvinas

(n.) Island group off the coast of Argentina. Commandered by Britain in 1834 as a re-fuelling post for down under and the south americas. Owned by Argentina for a short stint in the eighties, until Thatcher sent in the Royal navy and some sea harriers to destroy thier sorry military.


The correct term is "The Falkland Islands".
Ay-ay-ay! La malivinas! Ingles! Ay-ay-ay!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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quarter

(V.) To spare the life of an conquered foe.
Do not grant enemy troops quarter.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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