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tupence

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the tupencemug.

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.
I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
mugGet the dogs of warmug.

bombastic optimism

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004
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the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."
"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the the weakest linkmug.

credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the credit cardmug.

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the lamp postmug.

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the Deep fried Mars Barmug.

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