kung-fu jesus's definitions

bomx0r

E-mail bombing.

I bomx0r j00 inbox, avec le xyerclev thingamajig

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Royalist

One who supports monarchy.

During the american war of Independance, royalists headed up to Canada, and represented most of the forces that took on the US in side-show to Napoleon war of 1812.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.

"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Round House

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004