kung-fu jesus's definitions

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

torrential downpour

See British weather

I love a good ol' torrential downpour now and then.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

colt

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.

He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

austropudlia

Apparantly, a communist superstate. A mix of austrian and liverpudlian. More info at austropudlia.cjb.net

austropudlia is owned by pimp michael

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

my website

www.Luna.org - been down since August and may never see the light of day again.

Luna is closed for repairs, because I sat on it and it broke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004