kung-fu jesus's definitions
Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.
Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.
Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..
I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
Get the I put it to youmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
Get the pompousmug. (n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the siamese twinsmug. a) Multiple of foo. See foo, a Mr T-ism, contraction for fool.
b) Dave Grohl's over-rated foo fighters band.
b) Dave Grohl's over-rated foo fighters band.
Hannibal, wat dees foos talkin jibba jabba bout? Crazy foo Murdock in ma van!
"The foos smoke monkey dong"
"The foos smoke monkey dong"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the foosmug. (n.) A sudden attack of claustrophobia.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
Get the boxed-in feelingmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the dun dun dunmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the squealing like a virginmug.