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Comes with the territory

Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.
Why do people hate the police?


Comes with the territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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poncey southern git

What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.
Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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dead man

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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rural+urban

Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
Urban: 26mpg
Rural: 38,pg
Urban+rural: 32 mpg
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Goodwill

(n.) The difference between the value of a business as a whole and the sum of its' net assets. Usually a measurement of reputation, position, contacts etc etc. When a new partner is accepted into the business, they must buy thier share of the goodwill


Can be positive or negative.
Goodwill in the business as at 31 dec 2003 was valued at £80,000.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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